Best Modern Family Quotes from: Our Children, Ourselves

Jay and Gloria have some "friends" staying over at the house, Mitchell may have an 8-year old son and Claire and Phil go to the movies.

Luke:  She has to eat, I did it out of love.

Cam:  I too took my fair share of ladies to the hen house.

Mitchell:  You're so gay you can't even think of real girl's names.

Cam: You naughty little girl!

Mitchell:  That's what happens when you give me Kahlua.

Phil:  Obviously Sanjay's parents don't care about him, or her.

Cam: Our children are just miniature versions of us.

Jay: Listening is your hobby?

Jay:  You were right, this is uncomfortable.

Mitchell:  She was with a red-headed boy who was about 8 years old.

Cam: Mitchell, I need to have my reaction.

Jay: Not some Bozos who glom on to you.

Gloria: Jays mind is going away.  Some nights it's like he's not even here.

Mitchell:  This could be my going bald scare all over again.

Phil: Something about all the Sanjays.

Claire:  Did she just say we are stupid?

Phil: Sweet... Croctopus tickets confirmed!

Manny:  He does swear a lot, and the worst is when he goes off into the woods.

Manny:  And the way he drives, I'm surprised he hasn't killed anyone yet.

Phil:  I may have a Twix up my sleeve.

Phil:  Why do I have to watch a French movie?  I didn't do anything wrong.

Claire:  Alex is right, we are idiots!

Claire: Croctopi..oooooo

Tracy: This takes me back to prom night.

Mitchell:  Sorry about that.

Tracy:  I called you after our little visit to the nurse's office.

Bobby: Little Slugger?

Jay:  I got around... Betty Rizzo....Leisle and Greta Von Trapp



Comments

[YT]

For some reason, the end of the episode did not air here! It spilled over into Cougartown time and then ended with the ending for the episode with Jay going to get his appendix out!

[Chin Chin from Office Cleaning Melbourne]

Nice post.
Very entertaining.

Thanks for the good read.