The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Russian Rocket Reaction"

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a party at Wil Wheaton's house, and Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity.

"Star Trek: The Next Generation's" Wil Wheaton and Brent Spiner guest star.

Here are the quotes:

Sheldon: Is this really the sword to start with.

Sheldon: It would give you the right to rule a replica of England.

Stuart: I can eat meat this week.

Wil Wheaton: There will be girls.

Stuart: Another Wil Wheaton sausage fest.

Sheldon: You are my friend and not my friend.

Sheldon: I characterize this as Schrodinger's friendship.

Sheldon: Mohammed Lee

Sheldon: You sicken me.

Howard: All systems go, if you catch my drift?

Howard: There's a saying we have at NASA....

Bernadette: Oh boo who, you're not going to space.

Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.

Sheldon: In fact, I have 61 of them.  It's on a 5 1/4 inch floppy.

Sheldon: It was cooler to be the left center square on Hollywood Squares.

Mrs. Wolowitz: Over my dead body my son is going into outer space!

Raj: You're the first one of us to kick a girl out of bed.  You're a rock star!

Sheldon: Excuse me Stormtroopers, these ARE the droids you are looking for.

Bernadette: He can't go to space.  He's like a baby bird.

Bernadette: He once got an asthma attack reading an old library book.

Sheldon: The one kid from Stand By Me that nobody remembers.

Sheldon: Brent Spiner is there too.

Sheldon: I think I've kind of out grown Star Trek.

Bernadette: You got sea sick on Pirates of the Caribbean.

Sheldon: Fighting for our friendship.  You're still my "little buddy"

Sheldon: Look everyone, Wil Wheaton is my friend!

Sheldon: Your name on my list!

Sheldon: From this point on, you are my mortal enemy.

Leonard: Two for 30, and you come to my birthday party!

Brent Spiner: Deal! 

11/11/10 'Big Bang Theory" Quotes from The 21-Second Excitation

Wil Wheaton returns tonight as the guys wait in line for a special screening of "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Plus, Penny has Amy and Bernadette over for a "girls only night."

Here are tonight's quotes:

Raj: I can't believe you've never read "Eat, Pray, Love."

Sheldon:  There's no switch, just listen and learn.

Sheldon:  I'm 8 for 26 this month.

Howard:  I guess 21 seconds had something to do with that, too.

Sheldon:  Drat, now I'm 8 for 27.

Howard:  Knock, knock,  I have a girlfriend and you don't.

Amy:  I'm a girl.

Sheldon:  Hugh people need to listen to me.

Amy:  Or BFF if you prefer...which I don't.

Penny:  I guess we're having a slumber party.

Sheldon:  Wil Wheaton, The Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe.

Leonard;  Oh, you had to wake him up from his nap, didn't you?

Sheldon:  I'm a total butt wad.

Penny:  And that girls is how you make a phony phone call.

Amy: What is circumference of your aerolas?

Movie Theatre Security Guy:  I'm a petty functionary with a clipboard, bitch.

Amy:  I believe we may have won.

Sheldon:  Trouble is my middle name...actually it's Lee.

Howard:  You run with a bag of urine strapped to your leg!