'Modern Family' Quotes of the Night: Manny Get Your Gun

More Modern Family hijinks as the families head to Manny's birthday party.

Cam: Oh, free lotion.

Phil: You don't win the dirty dancing contest and not go back to defend your crown.

Phil: If you ain't white, you ain't right.

Gloria: i didn't lose them, someone came in here and stole them.

Jay: Check the fridge, that's where we found your cell phone.

Haley: No, swerving into a curb and losing your tire loses races.

Alex; Ii heard this summer there's going to be a ho-down.

Cam: I'm sorry I went off script, it felt so right.

Manny: Yes, hello. Is Seymore Butts there?

Gloria: I put down things then I remember where i put them.

Cam: Just open your heart and listen Helen.

Cam: Without love we're nothing.

Helen: What about his wife?

Phil: What do we call Daddy's car?

Girls: The Cone of Trust!

Claire: You can't have two fun parents, or it's a carnival.

Gloria: I look, you rest!

Gloria: Come here, or sink!

Jay: Vamanos!

Cam:  Oh it's a flash mob, it's a flash mob.

Mitchell:  This dance is my love letter to Cam.

Luke:  You do fun stuff.  You put that potato chip in my sandwich.

Gloria:  Your mind is going to be scattered.  Manny, give me that gun!

Manny:  I know, my knee's been singing all morning.