Modern Family Quotes from "Dance Dance Revelation"

Claire and Gloria help plan a school dance, and Lily likes to bite, much to Mitchell and Cam's dismay. As a bonus, Jay and Phil take their sons to the mall.

Claire: I don't think Phil is a pocket-square kind of guy.

Mitchell You wouldn't believe how some of the parents dress their kids.

Phil: Let's go, Incredible Hulk.

Cam: Let's blame the gay dads!

Phil: I want you to know there is more to being a man than shopping for fancy outfits.

Claire: I already have a husband who doesn't fix lights.

Cam: She bit me. It like Twilight back here!

Luke: Here's something I learned about mannequins, they don't have a wiener.

Cam: She's not biting, she's teething.

Cam: I'm not the one who uses his teeth like a multi-tool.

Claire: What, we needed chairs.

Manny: At this rate, I'm going to miss the first dance, at my wedding.

Phil: Oasis for men, men, men, men, men, men, men.

Jay: I'm tough.

Phil: You know skipping burns more calories than running.

Mitchell: You know she didn't fight in Vietnam.

Cam: I waterboarded my daughter!

Cam: As a side note, private parts are private.

Claire: Luke, are you wearing cologne?

Luke: No, Dad attacked the perfume guy.

Claire: It's all about Gloria, Gloria, Gloria!

Claire: You still my thunder with your tight dresses and you great ideas.

Gloria: Your thunder is your thunder, and my thunder is my thunder.

Phil: Hopefully you don't raise a serial killer.

Cam:  Apparently some maniac at the mall went crazy and attacked him with Oasis.

'Modern Family' Quotes of the Night: Manny Get Your Gun

More Modern Family hijinks as the families head to Manny's birthday party.

Cam: Oh, free lotion.

Phil: You don't win the dirty dancing contest and not go back to defend your crown.

Phil: If you ain't white, you ain't right.

Gloria: i didn't lose them, someone came in here and stole them.

Jay: Check the fridge, that's where we found your cell phone.

Haley: No, swerving into a curb and losing your tire loses races.

Alex; Ii heard this summer there's going to be a ho-down.

Cam: I'm sorry I went off script, it felt so right.

Manny: Yes, hello. Is Seymore Butts there?

Gloria: I put down things then I remember where i put them.

Cam: Just open your heart and listen Helen.

Cam: Without love we're nothing.

Helen: What about his wife?

Phil: What do we call Daddy's car?

Girls: The Cone of Trust!

Claire: You can't have two fun parents, or it's a carnival.

Gloria: I look, you rest!

Gloria: Come here, or sink!

Jay: Vamanos!

Cam:  Oh it's a flash mob, it's a flash mob.

Mitchell:  This dance is my love letter to Cam.

Luke:  You do fun stuff.  You put that potato chip in my sandwich.

Gloria:  Your mind is going to be scattered.  Manny, give me that gun!

Manny:  I know, my knee's been singing all morning.