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Wednesday
Dec082010

Modern Family Quotes from "Dance Dance Revelation"

Claire and Gloria help plan a school dance, and Lily likes to bite, much to Mitchell and Cam's dismay. As a bonus, Jay and Phil take their sons to the mall.

Claire: I don't think Phil is a pocket-square kind of guy.

Mitchell You wouldn't believe how some of the parents dress their kids.

Phil: Let's go, Incredible Hulk.

Cam: Let's blame the gay dads!

Phil: I want you to know there is more to being a man than shopping for fancy outfits.

Claire: I already have a husband who doesn't fix lights.

Cam: She bit me. It like Twilight back here!

Luke: Here's something I learned about mannequins, they don't have a wiener.

Cam: She's not biting, she's teething.

Cam: I'm not the one who uses his teeth like a multi-tool.

Claire: What, we needed chairs.

Manny: At this rate, I'm going to miss the first dance, at my wedding.

Phil: Oasis for men, men, men, men, men, men, men.

Jay: I'm tough.

Phil: You know skipping burns more calories than running.

Mitchell: You know she didn't fight in Vietnam.

Cam: I waterboarded my daughter!

Cam: As a side note, private parts are private.

Claire: Luke, are you wearing cologne?

Luke: No, Dad attacked the perfume guy.

Claire: It's all about Gloria, Gloria, Gloria!

Claire: You still my thunder with your tight dresses and you great ideas.

Gloria: Your thunder is your thunder, and my thunder is my thunder.

Phil: Hopefully you don't raise a serial killer.

Cam:  Apparently some maniac at the mall went crazy and attacked him with Oasis.

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