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Wednesday
Jan052011

Modern Family Quotes from 'Slow Down Your Neighbors'

Jay continues to be amazed by Gloria and Manny. There is a speeder in the neighborhood, and Claire is going to catch him, or her. Cam and Mitchell are just, Cam and Mitchell.

Cam: Mitchell, there's a stranger in our hot tub.

Mitchell: I'm calling 911.

Cam: He's straight. There's no weirdness.

Mitchell: Except for you turning into a 16-year old girl.

Claire: We are catching that speeder!

Phil: Luke I am your Father!

Phil: That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your Mom's lady parts.

Manny: There's a bunch of cool kids that ride their bikes to school. Thought i would join them.

Jay: Seven Hawking could ride that bike.

Jay: There's no reason you should stay upright. It just works.

Phil: When you are working with me, you are working with a friend.

Laura: God! I hope I don't have to fire you.

Cam: What about But, yet Rachel?

Cam: I don't feel safe in my own home.

Phil: Nobody remembers Scottie Pippen.

Jay: We're riding bikes, not training police dogs.

Jay: He was a natural.

Jay: Gloria was a natural disaster.

Jay: Good days work. Why don't you say we hit the jewelry store.

Laura: This woman needs to get laid.

Claire: I am doing this for the safety of our neighborhood.

Gloria:  Jay's a terrible teacher.

Gloria:  I'm riding the bike!

Cam:  Are you living in our daughter's princess castle?

Phil:  I wish I was one of those people who thrives on leading a double life.  Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.

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