The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"
Thursday, November 10, 2011 at 8:15PM 
Are Leonard and Penny back on? Shelton is afraid of birds.
Here are the quotes:
Penny: What are you and Professor Fussy face up to tonight?
Leonard: Star Wars on Blue Ray.
Leonard: He's smart and crazy. He may have created a monster!
Sheldon: It's called Ornithophobia.
Sheldon: Attention is what birds want.
Sheldon: Please, that's a seagull.
Sheldon: I'd like to report a dangerous wild animal. A blue jay.
Leonard: An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain.
Leonard: I'd love to shoe shopping with you.
Leonard; You would've slept with me after a 3-hour documentary on dams?
Howard: if we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.
Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
Sheldon: Age 16, a parrot in a pet store calls me fat ass!
Raj: That is one tough birdie.
Penny: I'd like an order of fries.
Leonard: That will be $5.00.
Penny: I hope Alex gets crabs: The Movie
Sheldon: This isn't a terrifying bird like a swan or a goose.
Sheldon: Burn the apartment, burn the apartment!
Leonard: You're kidding me.
Penny: With his dorky t-shirts and hipster glasses.
Leonard: They are in a group, I'm scared.
Amy: None of us majored in bird shuing.
Sheldon: Bernadette, don't be a hero.
Sheldon: Slowly and quietly, flush him down the toilet.
Bernadette: Pet the bird you big baby!
Sheldon: Ok, now flush him!
Leonard: That is kind of between me and ... Laura.
Leonard: You thought cold wars were only fought in winter.
Leonard: Spell Asthma!
Penny: A S ... take me home.
Sheldon: If you were a dove, I'd call you Lovey Dovey!
Amy: One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck.
Sheldon: I already ordered 20lbs of bird seed off of Amazon.
Leonard: Sex is off the table?
Penny; Way off!
Leonard: I'm putting sex back on the table.
Sheldon: I'm going to be a Mommy!
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Reader Comments (1)
I hate to admit that I love TV as much as I do but nothing is more enjoyable than a sitcom and TBBT is my absolute favorite show. I never miss an episode but this last one wasn’t necessarily the best this year but it did provide its smirks and giggles. The glass shattering and Sheldon’s explanation of why he didn’t like birds was pretty funny. Honestly I wouldn’t even have time to watch TV if I didn’t get a free DISH Network Sling adapter that gives me live or recorded TV from my employee DVR anywhere I go. Now with my iPhone and Galaxy Tab I watch when I have spare time and still spend quality time with my family when I get home.