The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"

Are Leonard and Penny back on?  Shelton is afraid of birds.

Here are the quotes:

Penny: What are you and Professor Fussy face up to tonight?

Leonard: Star Wars on Blue Ray.

Leonard: He's smart and crazy.  He may have created a monster!

Sheldon: It's called Ornithophobia.

Sheldon: Attention is what birds want.

Sheldon: Please, that's a seagull.

Sheldon: I'd like to report a dangerous wild animal.  A blue jay.

Leonard: An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain.

Leonard: I'd love to shoe shopping with you.

Leonard; You would've slept with me after a 3-hour documentary on dams?

Howard: if we don't start soon,  George Lucas is going to change it again.

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.

Sheldon: Age 16, a parrot in a pet store calls me fat ass!

Raj: That is one tough birdie.

Penny: I'd like an order of fries.

Leonard: That will be $5.00.

Penny: I hope Alex gets crabs: The Movie

Sheldon: This isn't a terrifying bird like a swan or  a goose.

Sheldon: Burn the apartment, burn the apartment!

Leonard: You're kidding me.

Penny: With his dorky t-shirts and hipster glasses.

Leonard: They are in a group, I'm scared.

Amy: None of us majored in bird shuing.

Sheldon: Bernadette, don't be a hero.

Sheldon: Slowly and quietly, flush him down the toilet.

Bernadette: Pet the bird you big baby!

Sheldon: Ok, now flush him!

Leonard: That is kind of between me and ... Laura.

Leonard: You thought cold wars were only fought in winter.

Leonard: Spell Asthma!

Penny: A S ... take me home.

Sheldon: If you were a dove, I'd call you Lovey Dovey!

Amy: One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck.

Sheldon: I already ordered 20lbs of bird seed off of Amazon.

Leonard: Sex is off the table?

Penny; Way off!

Leonard: I'm putting sex back on the table.

Sheldon: I'm going to be a Mommy!