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Thursday
Feb032011

The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Thespian Catalyst"

What is the world coming to?  Sheldon is taking acting lessons from Penny, Raj has a crush on Bernadette and Leonard ponders SyFy.


Sheldon:  You're the most important electron in a Hydrogen atom.

Leonard:  How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time.

Penny:  Listening to Dr. Cooper has made me want to start cutting myself again.

Sheldon:  I may have changed a few lives today.

Sheldon:  Oh, Tweets about my lecture.

Sheldon:  I'm not familiar with the acronym KMN.

Sheldon:  I didn't want to teach those poopy heads anyway!

Howard:  That is what Darth Vader said right before he started building the Death Star.

Raj:  It's like accidently walking into a gay bar and nobody hitting on you.

Raj:  I want to be something with sex appeal like a Labradoodle.

Sheldon:  Since my ill attempt to complete a chin up in March of 1989.

Amy Farrah Fowler:  Maybe you should take acting lessons.

Penny:  You want an acting lesson?

Sheldon:  "I suck the big one."

Howard:  Bernadette has needs.  Sexual needs.

Raj:  I'm definitely not gay.

Sheldon:  And Henry Winkler's AAAAAAAAAA! I'm an actor.

Penny: Nobody calls action.

Sheldon:  I'd like a frozen yogurt please.

Sheldon:  I see a sign that says Camarillo State Mental Hospital.

Leonard: SyFy, That's Sifie.

Howard:  Listen to me, I'm not going to make it.

Raj: I guess I have no choice to make sweet, guilty love to you for the rest of your life.

Sheldon:  So is the McRib sandwich, I don't care for that either.

Penny:  Where no Sheldon has gone before?

Sheldon:  Mr. Spock, the role I will bring to life.

Penny:  I am Spock.

Sheldon:  I just don't buy it.

Sheldon:  I just love that line, even the way you do it.

Sheldon:  Don't let Spock take me to the future.\

Raj: Dance number aside, I'm so not gay.




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