Modern Family Quotes From "Little Bo Bleep"

Claire has a televised debate as she tries to win a city council seat.  Lily is going to be a flower girl and she also learns a bad word, and Jay blames Gloria for the dog's behavior.

Here are the quotes.

Phil: Some voters find Claire angry and unlikeable!

Claire: How many people read the Weekly Saver?

Phil: Spooky but better.

Cam: I was a three-time ring bearer.

Cam: Or Little Bo Cheap?

Jay: Why don't you greet me at the door wagging your tail?

Manny: I got caught up in my couponing.

Gloria: Why does she bark at the vacuum?

Claire: I thought the moderator was supposed to be objective.

Luke: I'm bored.  i feel like I'm in school.

Luke: You have to be ready for hecklers.

Haley: You were showing me the bad side of your face.

Phil: She's ready.

Cam: I have two weaknesses; children swearing and old people rapping.

Mitchell: I have two children.

Haley: Mom, don't go viral.

Gloria: We are going to cheer for you, no matter what you say.

Jay: She might be suicidal.

Gloria: She's just stupid.

Duane: I like to call them bottomless pits of need.

Jay: This man won a Pugly.

Mitchell: We leave town on Gay Pride Weekend because we don't like the traffic.

Phil: She's in the zone.

Duane: Your husband was questioned at a hotel for lewd and lascivious behavior.

Cam: This is my new favorite show.

Duane: I have some talking puggles I'd like to sell you.

Voter: Are you sex freaks?

Jay: It's like watching the Hindenburg.

Phil: I'm Phil Dunphy and I'm not a pervert.

Phil: No charges were filed.

Claire: We went viral.

Gloria: No Jay, I wanted to take a little swim before going to the wedding.

Manny: It was phenomenal television.

Luke: She looks like a Lite Brite.

Cam: Ships at sea wouldn't miss Lily.

Cam: You know I cry at weddings.

Gloria: She was trying to get to the squeaky weiner.