Modern Family Quotes from "Aunt Mommy"

Phil closes a big deal, so they head out to a celebratory dinner where they proceed to over-indulge in drinks, which leads to some over-sharing, and finally results in waking up the next morning hung over and begging the question – if you’ll do anything for family, shouldn’t there still be a line drawn somewhere?

Here are the quotes:

Haley: She has super good hearing like a seeing eye dog.

Mitchell: It's about Steven and Stefan.

Phil: What was Elton John's sexual orientation in the 70's.

Girls: Bi!

Haley: Who fills a vase with marbles?

Gloria: He said he was taking his morning constitutional.

Jay: I cannot stress to you how much this kid needs football.

Manny: Jay, could you steep my tea?

Phil: Commission impossible.

Steven and Stefan: We are not losing this house to Luke and Leon.

Phil: Commission accomplished.

Cam: What wonderful parents you are!

Mitchell: Maybe we should think about this swirl.

Gloria: Run Manny, Run!

Claire: These kids are going to survive.

Gloria: You made Manny play the American football.  he got stampeded.

Gloria: You are skating on thin egg shells right now.

Mitchell: That game exists, it's called alcoholism.

Mitchell: The baby is clearly Mexican.

Phil: I vaguely remember someone crying.

Claire: I make really good babies.

Phil: I think we are all having a baby.

Phil: Sweet potato fries.

Phil: What are the chances your eggs even work.

Cam: This is what my baby with Claire would look like.

Cam: This is me and Justin Timberlake.

Mitchell: Say hi to your "Aunt Mommy"

Manny: The manual specially says no towing.

Alex: You and Uncle Cam are having a baby,

Luke: Why, because Lily is such a mess.

Cam: Maybe we are pioneers.

Mitchell: We are not pioneers, you have three different hair dryers for different types of weather.

Jay: Cam and Claire want to have a baby together,

Gloria: It's a freak show, but it;s their freak show.

Jay: Now we have to inbreed?

Alex: I always wanted a half-cousin, half-brother.

Gloria: We put the gum at the bottom of your walking stick.

Mitchell: We played God, look what we brought forth.