Modern Family Quotes from "Aunt Mommy"
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 9:07PM 
Phil closes a big deal, so they head out to a celebratory dinner where they proceed to over-indulge in drinks, which leads to some over-sharing, and finally results in waking up the next morning hung over and begging the question – if you’ll do anything for family, shouldn’t there still be a line drawn somewhere?
Here are the quotes:
Haley: She has super good hearing like a seeing eye dog.
Mitchell: It's about Steven and Stefan.
Phil: What was Elton John's sexual orientation in the 70's.
Girls: Bi!
Haley: Who fills a vase with marbles?
Gloria: He said he was taking his morning constitutional.
Jay: I cannot stress to you how much this kid needs football.
Manny: Jay, could you steep my tea?
Phil: Commission impossible.
Steven and Stefan: We are not losing this house to Luke and Leon.
Phil: Commission accomplished.
Cam: What wonderful parents you are!
Mitchell: Maybe we should think about this swirl.
Gloria: Run Manny, Run!
Claire: These kids are going to survive.
Gloria: You made Manny play the American football. he got stampeded.
Gloria: You are skating on thin egg shells right now.
Mitchell: That game exists, it's called alcoholism.
Mitchell: The baby is clearly Mexican.
Phil: I vaguely remember someone crying.
Claire: I make really good babies.
Phil: I think we are all having a baby.
Phil: Sweet potato fries.
Phil: What are the chances your eggs even work.
Cam: This is what my baby with Claire would look like.
Cam: This is me and Justin Timberlake.
Mitchell: Say hi to your "Aunt Mommy"
Manny: The manual specially says no towing.
Alex: You and Uncle Cam are having a baby,
Luke: Why, because Lily is such a mess.
Cam: Maybe we are pioneers.
Mitchell: We are not pioneers, you have three different hair dryers for different types of weather.
Jay: Cam and Claire want to have a baby together,
Gloria: It's a freak show, but it;s their freak show.
Jay: Now we have to inbreed?
Alex: I always wanted a half-cousin, half-brother.
Gloria: We put the gum at the bottom of your walking stick.
Mitchell: We played God, look what we brought forth.
