Modern Family Quotes From "Leap Day"

It's Cam's birthday on "Leap Day" and Mitchell is under pressure to put on the birthday party.  How masculine is Jay? And Phil is having some problems, what a surprise.

Here are the quotes:

Phil: It's Leap Day, not sleep day!

Claire; The entire family is taking a trapeze class.

Cam: I'm 10!

Mitchell: 40!

Cam: I know party planning isn't your thing.

Cam: You know orange is over, right.

Mitchell: And custom made ruby slippers for Cam.

Phil: Dear God, no.

Phil: It happened, Satan's trifecta.

Phil: You never mention the cycle.

Luke; My God, there's three of them.

Gloria: You should call your country the Neverlands, because you never...

Jay: I prefer a game where something happens.

Gloria: Who needs all that manly protect your woman stuff.

Mitchell: Tornado, I missed the connection.

Mitchell: We named our daughter after a pig?

Cam: The tornado always wins.

Phil: We leave no man behind.

Jay 1-1 tie, one of the goals was an accident.

Gloria: I wanted Jay to kick that little Dutch man's ass at the bar.

Luke: See you on the other side, brother.

Haley: Call 911!

Phil: No they are so busy.

Luke: You are all monsterating!

Phil: From the bottom of my heart, I am so scared....

Mitchell: Everyone follow the birthday flag.

Gloria: Smells like somebody is dead.

Cam: Apparently Mitchell started planning my birthday 2 hours ago.

Jay: That lady is my son.

Captain: Walk away Grandpa!

Gloria: Nobody calls him Grandpa!

Mitchell: Today I realized it might be a little "tornadoey"

Cam: I'm 40!

Mitchell: You graduated from Clown College.

Mitchell: You're still that sexy little eight-year old I fell in love with.