The Big Bang Theory Quotes of the Night

From the episode called "The Zazzy Substitution"

Raj: I printed out a pdf to read on the potty.

Penny: Hey, look it's Shamy

Wolowitz: And someday when you have varicose veins, I'll show you how to massage them.

Leonard: Oh no, it's John and Yoko.

Wolowitz: More like Yoko and Yoko.

Wolowitz: Women, can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypothesis

Shelton: Raj, Howard, I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

Shelton: Here's your cat, and here's your $20

Big Bang Theory - Tonight's Best Quotes

It was a funny episode tonight, but a little weak in the funny quote division.

A special guest spot by Steve Wozniak was great to see.  Sheldon was up to his old tricks and we even got to hear Penny sing the "Kitty" song.

Here are some quotes:

Sheldon:  A Dogopus can play fetch with 8 balls. No one can hate that

Wolowitz:  Oh look, its Leonard & R2 D-Bag

Sheldon: I don't care much for turtlenecks or showmanship

Woz: I never got that turtleneck thing either

Woz: Nerds!