'Big Bang Theory' Quotes from The Boyfriend Complexity

This season of The Big Bang Theory is all about relationships and this week was no exception. Penny's dad pays a visit and the guys monitor a telescope.  And of course, things get out of control.

Leonard: Whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing.

Sheldon: Whoever gives Wolverine his prostate exam.

Raj: There are no stupid questions.

Raj: Is that racist, it feels racist.

Sheldon: I don't like novelty editions of Monopoly. I like regular and Klingon.

Howard: That happens with me and my mom all the time.

Shelton: By that standard Penny is Coo Coo for CoCo Puffs.

Penny: You don't have a neck tatoo or outstanding warrants.

Penny: Get over yourself. I whistled, you came running.

Raj: Not if it has a hole in the middle.

Bernadette: So we just stare at the screen waiting for something to happen?

Howard: I did that when you rented "The Notebook"

Howard: Galileo drank Diet Sprite.

Bernadette: I just worked with penicillin resistant gonorrhea today, and I was wondering if I washed my hands.

Wyatt: That petition looked real to me.

Sheldon: Oh frickety-frack, not this again.

Howard:  Can't go any further, there's a sacred cow in my way.

Leonard:  You have to admit, I'm delightful.

Sheldon:  FYI, over use of the phrase "Oh My God" is number 12.

Raj:  if you like roaming around a big empty house with no one to love you.

Wyatt:  We're fishin', right here on his couch.

Wyatt:  I want to have grandkids before I die, and I don't want them growing up in a house with wheels.

Sheldon:  I have completed the Penny-specific section of the new roommate agreement.

Sheldon:  We are not alone.

Leonard:  Did you get to play with Raj's big telescope last night?

Raj:  He never touched my telescope.

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