Modern Family Quotes from "Go Bullfrogs!"

While Phil takes Haley to look at a college, his alma mater, Claire, Cam and Mitchell go out on the town.  And will Jay and Gloria have "the talk" with Manny?

Here are the quotes:

Phil: College!

Claire: Go Bullfrogs!

Phil: You mean Bulldogs... do we croak or bark?

Manny: Bella has recently blossomed.

Gloria: Fuego y Hielo:  Fire and Ice.

Claire: I need a fun night out!

Claire; I need music, dancing and second-hand smoke.

Claire:  If that was your gay card it would be revoked.

Cam:  Does that mean no pot pies?

Phil: You aren't the first girl to leave me at this table with a plate full of chicken wings.

Claire: Nose job....

Claire: What do they do with all the butt they take out?

Mitchell:  I don't know about you, but I have about five minutes of fabulous left.

Gloria:  When did hats came back anyway?

Jay: Renaldo!

Phil: I chilled in a bar with some undergrads.

Longines: He's my trainer and he's straight.

Claire: Holy pythons, Batman!

Claire: And one upstate with Daddy.  The fun is just beginning.

Cam: Our pot pies could be anywhere by now.

Cam: Oh look, they went to see Jay-Z.

Cam: Maybe do some luxury camping.

Mitchell: We are in a rut!

Phil: It's a little cliche to pick out someone who looks exactly like your Dad.

Phil: You were an excellent back up shortstop.

Gloria: Jay, I beg of you, go, go go!

Manny: You think it's the coffee?

Jay: You get taller, when you get taller.

Jay: You see that. pretty soon that's how strong you'll be.

Julian : I'm not gay, I'm French!

Haley: That sweatshirt embarrasses me a little.

Haley: So, is it really fun!

Manny: Why what did you think I was doing?

Jay: He could've got a 2-year subscription to Playboy for that.

Cam: That night we ate like kings.