Modern Family Quotes From "After the Fire"

The neighbor's home burns down and the whole family rallies and organizes a community drive to help do some good - though it's not all good, as Jay throws out his back, Cameron does some posturing with a huge moving truck, Claire discovers that Mitchell and Gloria have been spending a lot of time together, and Luke and Manny get their hands on some of the donated toys.

unbelievable episode of Modern Family.

Here are the quotes:

Phil: They are friends with Wonder Woman over here.

Phil: Rand Aid was her idea.

Cam: I was so upset I couldn't sleep for days.

Cam I sleep clown.

Phil: They took the "tube dude" with them

Mitchell: At least something got plowed that night.

Phil: I was bitten by the rub bug.

Gloria: When your house burns down, you get one of these.

Gloria: This is the box of snickers snackers.

Mitchell: She lost her cell phone at Pilates.

Claire: Good news girls, you're going with Uncle Cam.

Phil: if the printer breaks from here, I can fix it on the phone.

Phil: Just disrobe and place the towel over your buttocks.

Cam: Do you want a burger or not?

Cam: I'm too sexy for this truck.

Cam: Surprising, a gay man can drive a truck?

Cam: Holding hands, we're not in a nose dive.

Phil: Let me transport you to a land I call Relaxistan.

Jay: I love you...this.

Claire: Life is so fragile.

Gloria; Like a vase.

Phil: An Alpaca, I got the last one.

Alex: We're tilted at a 30 degree angle.

Manny: If we don't find this helicopter, I'm walking to Canada.

Alex: You have your fans, I have mine.

Alex: Someday your fans will work for my fans.

Phil: I have three kids and at least one is going to college.

Phil: It had a happy ending.

Alex: I learned five new curse words.

Haley: Mostly from Cam.