Modern Family Quotes from "Treehouse"

Gloria insists on a night of salsa dancing with Jay; Cameron goes too far when Mitchell and a friend challenge him to get a hot woman's number and can Phil build a tree house?

Here are the quotes:

Phil:  I'm building Luke a tree house.

Phil: Those geese would've followed me to the wetlands.

Gloria: Jay hates the rainbows.

Gloria: Jay also hates running.

Cam: The waitress is floating with me.

Cam: I met Julia Roberts once at an AIDS walk.

Shorty: Hear that Jay, I never stop!

Cam: It's ironic, like the Gift of the Vagi.

Cam: Wham bam, thank you Cam!

Phil:  America was built with nails.

Phil: Racoons will get territorial and will attack.

Haley: Dear college, cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.

Haley: Gabby's mom is a hoarder.  That essay will pretty much write itself.

Mitchell: She had the world's worst Gaydar!

Cam: People at the time said I could go Gerber.

Cam: I want you to have a seat on the Chaise lounge.

Manny: The forbidden dance only makes me want it more.

Gloria: Who doesn't like the coconut?

Mitchell: How did it go, heartbreaker?

Cam: Help me ungay the place!

Manny: You're dancing, not invading Poland.

Mitchell: A gay man who hates dancing lives in a lonely little world.

Phil: Maybe I need a nail gun.

Luke: I think a nail is going to be harder to get out of my hair.

Cam: How fun is that handbag?

Cam: I'm fairly gay.  I'm gay.

Katie: Your theatrical hand gestures.

Cam:  You're the whole package, I just prefer somebody who has one.

Cam: I need a drink a doodle doo.

Claire: Use spell check!

Mitchell: The drug I gave him, baby aspirin.

Claire: He's a bad ass black man who gives me instant street cred.