Modern Family Quotes of the Night from "Bixby's Back"
Wednesday, February 9, 2011 at 9:27PM Claire and Phil role play. Jay tries too hard and Mitchell and Cam think they both have a secret admirer.
Phil: Panties?
Phil: She lost her under panties.
Mitchell: He does not have a crush on me.
Phil: This is how you do "V" Day!
Claire: Most of these people were here on V-E Day.
Claire/Juliana: May I speak to Clive?
Phil/Clive: Baby Doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
Phil: Nobody walks anymore!
Jay: What kind of guy messes up two Valentines Days in a row? Not this idiot.
Jay: Bam! She looks like a big idiot.
Haley: David never sent me a jar of his own tears.
Manny: Who is Haley Dunphy?
Cam: Gasp! I'm shocked.
Cam: Me, Mitchell, wedge.
Broderick: Did I validate you?
Cam: Oh, yes.
Clive/Phil: You look hot enough to cook a pizza on...in.
Clive/Phil: I'm good at catching things from women in bars.
Jay: Five-course meal at home and she's strapping on the feed bag at Ibiza.
Juliana/Claire: I can still hear your pants.
Clive/Phil: Maybe I should just shut them up.
Phil: There's been a tiny mistake.
Cam: Your assistant is hot for me.
Mitchell Well pick out china and move to Vermont.
Gloria: I'm the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like the first?
Gloria: I trick you. I win!
Gloria: Shut up! I win.
Claire: Let's not push it, you almost got arrested tonight.
Haley: I haven't been single since I was nine.
Cam/Mitchell: Ryan!
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