Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Agreement Dissection"
Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 8:26PM Leonard has had it with Shelton's famous "roommate agreement" so Priya springs into action like any good lawyer. Sheldon takes up dancing.
Here are tonight's quotes.
Sheldon: 32 oz. banana smoothie, 14 oz. bladder.
Priya: Leonard, let the man pee!
Sheldon: Move, move, move.
Leonard: Cool, I have a lawyer, and I've seen her naked.
Leonard; Licensed to practice law in 3 countries and your face.
Leonard: Schooled!
Leonard: Shower sex with you is the second best thing that happened today.
The guys: ooompa!
Leonard: I got you the lamb kabob.
Sheldon: The Greeks, they gave us science, democracy and little cubes of beef that taste like sweat.
Penny: We'll probably be trashing Priya a little.
Bernadette: What's up with those pants suits?
Amy: See, crazy!
Amy: You smell like baby powder.
Sheldon: it's talc.
Amy: You're a sexy toddler.
Sheldon: I had to give mouth to mouth to a nun.
Amy: Give me some sugar bestie!
Bernadette: I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate.
Sheldon: I saved a nun's life, why am I being punished.
Bernadette: Muy caliente, Sheldon!
Sheldon: It's hard to say no to Yoo Who!
Sheldon: You own a smoking monkey?
Amy: I can train him to shoot a poisoned dart. No jury in the world will convict a monkey.
Sheldon: A stylized penile display.
Sheldon: You really are an ass.
Sheldon: I never bluff.
Computer: Self destruct sequence aborted.
Sheldon: Good morning Amy!
Amy: It most certainly is not.
Amy: I also found a Korean businesman's business card tucked in my cleavage.
Amy: They were out of menthols, get off my back!
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