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The whole family has gathered at Jay's before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from middle school, but while at the house, Jay is preoccupied hiding a botox mishap from everyone, Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at his expense, and Phil and Claire think about how fast the kids are growing up.

Alex:  He misses a few weeks when the robot he was working on attacked him.

Phil:  It was kind of a grande deal.  I was up against a Puerto Rican.

Phil: Otherwise what happens in Vegas won't happen to me, because  I won't be there.

Jay: My clicker won't work. 

Mitchell:  If I wasn't gay before...

Phil:  Until 2 pm tomorrow, when my flight leaves for Vegas.

Jay:  I got botox, and now it's drifting.

Haley:  Nobody wants to think, it's a graduation.

Manny:  I'm trying to rule out a stroke.

Cam:  I'm just saying it's a character flaw.

Mitchell:  The pool popped!

Manny:  Well, I'll be graduating.

Cam:  Now it makes sense, it's a Pritchett thing.

Claire:  His face looks like a candle.

Cam:  What were you thinking you're a veteran.

Phil:  Do you think he got his butt done too?

Haley:  You'll be a social piranha!

Claire:  As a gate owner you have a certain responsibility.

Phil:  Hysterical wife, hysterical wife, hysterical wife, jackpot!

Cam:  I need a paperclip, some olive oil and a ribbon.

Gloria:  I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.

Phil:  Grab a handful, don't be shy.

Gloria:  It's my bathroom too, and I like when the old guy is there.

Claire:  She became a moody, little, texting princess.

Phil: Me nombre es Fillipe.

Alex:  Don't stop believing, let's get this party started.

Cam:  Your speech moved me.

Haley:  I'm kind of hungry Mom.

Phil:  Oh my God, she's back!