The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Love Car Displacement'

Wolowitz feels threatened by Bernadette's ex-boyfriend, Rick Fox as the gang heads to Big Sur for a conference.  One of the all-time best Big Bangs.

Sheldon:  Who let the dogs out?

Sheldon:  How are they hanging?

Penny:  I'm your best friend?

Penny:  When you people say spa, does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?

Sheldon:  In order to take a vacation, one must work

Sheldon:  The first bathroom break is the Denny's near Bakersfield

Amy:  He had you in the other car, but i got you upgraded

Sheldon:  Red Leader to Red Five, come in.

Amy:  We decided we didn't want to ruin our relationship by getting to know each other

Bernadette:  If you are that tired, why don't you take a nap here in the car?

Penny:  It's a table, why can't there be food on it?

Sheldon:  Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.

Howard:  It's the Love Car.

Glenn:  Bernie's a great girl.

Howard:  Please tell me he's your gay cousin.

Howard: It's not proportional.

Howard:  if you had sex with that guy, there is nothing I can do to make an..impact.

Amy: So...girl talk?  

Amy:  Our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance.

Amy:  Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed.

Leonard:  It's a little like getting in Dracula's coffin.

Penny:  From the waist down my shields are up.

Leonard:  True Dat!

Leonard:  We don't want to watch Bridget Jones Diary.

Bernadette:  Even the tiniest of organisms can tear you a new one.

Bernadette:  I'm the kind of girl who can get all the giant missiles she wants.

Raj:  i think they are talking about penises.

Raj:  These mimosas are kicking my brown ass.

Raj:  I'd like to weigh in here, no.

Sheldon:  I spy with my little eye...

Dancing With the Stars: 200th Show Extravaganza

It's old home week on DWTS.

To celebrate theDancing with the Stars' 200th episode on Monday, the show will have a host of special guest celebrities on hand to lead dance teams and to judge. And, as is so often the case when it comes to reunion shows, expect the old to mix with the new.

Some of the former contestants brought back will serve as judges tonight.  It appears each guest judge will see one of their own performances recreated on the DWTS dance floor. This season's competitors must both recreate and update the old dances to meet the approval of the regular judges and the dance's originator.

The dancers this week will compete in a team competition, in addition to their individual dances. Each team will perform together, led by team captains Apolo Anton Ohno and Kristi Yamaguchi.  Look for former professional athletes Rick Fox and Kurt Warner do well in the team competition.  High drama on DWTS.