The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Love Car Displacement'

Wolowitz feels threatened by Bernadette's ex-boyfriend, Rick Fox as the gang heads to Big Sur for a conference.  One of the all-time best Big Bangs.

Sheldon:  Who let the dogs out?

Sheldon:  How are they hanging?

Penny:  I'm your best friend?

Penny:  When you people say spa, does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it?

Sheldon:  In order to take a vacation, one must work

Sheldon:  The first bathroom break is the Denny's near Bakersfield

Amy:  He had you in the other car, but i got you upgraded

Sheldon:  Red Leader to Red Five, come in.

Amy:  We decided we didn't want to ruin our relationship by getting to know each other

Bernadette:  If you are that tired, why don't you take a nap here in the car?

Penny:  It's a table, why can't there be food on it?

Sheldon:  Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.

Howard:  It's the Love Car.

Glenn:  Bernie's a great girl.

Howard:  Please tell me he's your gay cousin.

Howard: It's not proportional.

Howard:  if you had sex with that guy, there is nothing I can do to make an..impact.

Amy: So...girl talk?  

Amy:  Our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance.

Amy:  Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed.

Leonard:  It's a little like getting in Dracula's coffin.

Penny:  From the waist down my shields are up.

Leonard:  True Dat!

Leonard:  We don't want to watch Bridget Jones Diary.

Bernadette:  Even the tiniest of organisms can tear you a new one.

Bernadette:  I'm the kind of girl who can get all the giant missiles she wants.

Raj:  i think they are talking about penises.

Raj:  These mimosas are kicking my brown ass.

Raj:  I'd like to weigh in here, no.

Sheldon:  I spy with my little eye...