Modern Family Quotes from "Me? Jealous"

Phil has a great business opportunity and Jay and Gloria welcome Cam and Mitchell as temporary houseguests.

Here are the quotes:

Phil: You're my dream.

Haley: Technically, I am a big sister.

Jay: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer.

Cam: Fred and Ginger?

Gloria: Who?

Phil: For sale...sold

Claire: He kissed me on the lips.

Phil: Good sign!

Cam: Kind of like The Help, but Deliliah was white and quite a racist.

Jay: Booker Bell was the greatest DJ in the history of radio.

Jay: I met Boz Scaggs once, got all tongue tied.

Jay: Booker Bell, I'm Boz Scaggs.

Jay: My God, it's like she's here.

Mitchell: Could I talk to Grandma Groovy?

Phil: I just got Sycamore.

Cam: I rearranged your kitchen.

Phil: I don't like the way that kid was looking at you.

Alex; You're the one that tries to read.

Alex: He is kind of our little sister.

Cam: It may help him with that train wreck Danielle.

Phil: You can take her to bed, but you can't make her laugh.

Phil: We're late for getting home.

Claire: Betty Luke, sit down while Daddy gets the camera.

Phil: Good to see you Betty Luke.

Comments

[Shaikh Reza]

Jealous is seen in more in Friends Love and family with regards to boy friends or girl friend. Very Good Collection of jealousy quotes. Thanks for the nice collection.