Modern Family Quotes from 'The Musical Man'

Cameron takes control of the spring musical at Luke and Manny's school, while Jay's brother pays him and visit, and Phil tries to get the family to be in his new real estate advertisement.

Here are tonight's quotes:

Phil:  Are you the foxy Mom on the New Horizon Realty ad?

Phil:  All that driving around your Mom does will serve a purpose.

Cam:  Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?

Manny:  I'm thinking of taking a run at her.

Jay:  My brother's an ass.

Donny:  There has to be an easier way to get a green card.

Cam:  We're twenty minutes long so I'm going to cut the Bollywood number.

Cam:  You know who else missed soccer practice, the cast of 'Rent"

Claire:  He's not just selling houses, he's selling us.

Jay:  That's why Colombia is such a peaceful utopia.

Haley:  I knew this car ride was a trap.

Claire:  Boys think you are cute, that doesn't last forever.

Phil:  Sweet Lorna Doone.

Phil:  I think the carpet matches the drapes, I haven't checked in a while.

Cam:  Powerful stuff!

Cam: it's not the Sistine Chapel, Ruben.

Manny:  Ruben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week.  That's how Elvis died.

Cam:  I had no idea I was surrounded by a bunch of quitters.

Cam:  Too bad people, we're doing it my way.

Phil: Keep looking forward!

Cam:  It has a certain flair.

Cam:  Just go with it.

Jay:  Don't hit him, he has cancer.

Jay:  I can't hear no more!

Cam: Joan of Ark is going to be ok.

Cam:  Not you sweetie, you just mouth the words.

Cam:  Lower the insignia.

Phil:  More of an escort, actually.

Haley:  I'll go home with anyone.

Alex:  That's what your sign should say.

Alex:  I think they're call "johns"

Claire:  Thanks to all the perverts in town, I still have some good years ahead of me.

Mitchell:  Luke, we're trying to have a moment here.

Non speaking:  We love the F-word

                          I can't be satisfied

Sony Ericsson Open Match of the Day: Federer vs. Nadal Tonight!

The two biggest names in tennis on court tonight.

A heavyweight fight to the finish tonight in Miami.

Nadal and Federer have not played this year in an ATP match.

Federer won the last meeting, a three-setter in London back in November.  Both are playing well, and even though the courts are playing slowly, I like Federer and him maybe being a little fresher than Rafa.

Look for another three-setter with Fed winning a tiebreaker in the 3rd.

Should be must see TV!

Thursday NCAA Sweet 16 Play of the Day

Butler

Butler getting 4.5 tonight from Wisconsin is like an early Christmas present.

For one thing, Butler doesn't lose basketball games, and hasn't in a while.  Also, can Wisconsin blow this team out?  No way.

A surprising trend that I love is that Butler is 6-1-1 ATS in their last 8 vs. Big Ten teams.  Take into consideration that the Badgers are 4-9 ATS in their last 13 neutral site games.

Take Butler and the 4.5 tonight, for a bonus take Buter and the money line, there is a good chance they will win the game.

Check back later today for my picks on the other three games tonight.

Here are the predictions for today's other games:

Take UCONN -1 vs. San Diego St.

Take Florida -3 vs. BYU

and

take Duke -8.5 vs. Arizona

Fantasy Golf Buy, Sell, or Hold For Arnold Palmer Invitational

Don't forget to listen to our AudioBoo for our "flyer" of the week.

Presented by Mastercard, The Arnold Palmer Invitational will tee off this week in Orlando at Bay Hill.  It's the 30th anniversary of this fine event.  Ernie Els is the defending champ, but one Tiger Woods is a 6-time champ, winning last bask in 2009.

25 of the top 50 in the official golf rankings are expected to compete.  The Bay Hill course is in great shape, the weather should be perfect and the play will be stellar as we are two weeks away from the first major of the year, The Masters.

Here is this week's buy, sell and hold.

Buy:

Nick Watney (A) - Watney just missed out on another top-10 last week at the Transitions.  He still leads the money list and is playing his best golf.  He's a guy it would be hard not to pick this week.

Luke Donald (A) - Usually plays well this time of the year.  Currently sits 4th on the money list.  Took last week off so he'll be fresh for this event.  He'll be in contention.

Ernie Els (A) - Ernie's game is rounding into form and he's the defending champ here.

Justin Rose (B) - Missed the cut here last year, but is playing great.  Don't worry about his final round collapse at the Transitions.  He's playing well and has two top-10 finishes in 2011.

Gary Woodland (C) - A win last week in Tampa and four top-10 finishes has the Kansas native sitting 3rd on the money list.  Take him if you go with the hot player.

Edoardo Molinari (C) - Finished second to Els here last year.  He likes the course and the course appears to like him.  He's worth a try as a C-level selection.

Sell:

Lucas Glover (A) - His best finish in 2011 is only a t-20.  He's searching for his game right now, so stay away from him.

Ben Curtis (B) - Missed the cut last week at the Transitions and has only made two cuts all year.  He's not hitting enough greens in regulation and that doesn't bode well for Bay Hill.

Rich Beem (C) - All you need to know is five tournaments played and five missed cuts.

Hold:

Jeff Overton (B) - Overton hasn't missed a cut in 2011 and has a top-10.  One of these weeks he's going to break through and a get a big win.  Might this be the week? 

Friday's NCAA Tournament Play of the Day

The Arizona Wildcats

Arizona takes on an underrated Oakland squad.

The problem here is Arizona has much more than Memphis has.

Arizona is favored by 6 and that's a good line.  The difference here is Arizona's defense.  The Wildcats only give up about 67 points a game against good competition and they will hold Memphis to about that.

Arizona has a good starting five led by Derrick Williams.  After that it's a balanced attack that will pull away from Memphis.

Take Ariz. and give the 6.