Big Bang Theory - Tonight's Best Quotes

It was a funny episode tonight, but a little weak in the funny quote division.

A special guest spot by Steve Wozniak was great to see.  Sheldon was up to his old tricks and we even got to hear Penny sing the "Kitty" song.

Here are some quotes:

Sheldon:  A Dogopus can play fetch with 8 balls. No one can hate that

Wolowitz:  Oh look, its Leonard & R2 D-Bag

Sheldon: I don't care much for turtlenecks or showmanship

Woz: I never got that turtleneck thing either

Woz: Nerds!

Big Bang Theory Quotes of the Night

A great season premiere.  If these quotes don't get you watching it, nothing will.

Sheldon: "I don't want to be another flip-flop fatality"

Leonard: "The robot hand is stuck on your what?"

Raj: "Where does Aquaman poop?"

Raj: "The robot hand has a death-grip on your junk."

Amy: "Penny, to your mind, are you a slut?"

Nurse: "I've got a robot hand here grasping a man's penis."

Howard: "Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree."

Sheldon: "In these uncertain times, doesn't humanity need a gift?"