The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Russian Rocket Reaction"

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a party at Wil Wheaton's house, and Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity.

"Star Trek: The Next Generation's" Wil Wheaton and Brent Spiner guest star.

Here are the quotes:

Sheldon: Is this really the sword to start with.

Sheldon: It would give you the right to rule a replica of England.

Stuart: I can eat meat this week.

Wil Wheaton: There will be girls.

Stuart: Another Wil Wheaton sausage fest.

Sheldon: You are my friend and not my friend.

Sheldon: I characterize this as Schrodinger's friendship.

Sheldon: Mohammed Lee

Sheldon: You sicken me.

Howard: All systems go, if you catch my drift?

Howard: There's a saying we have at NASA....

Bernadette: Oh boo who, you're not going to space.

Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.

Sheldon: In fact, I have 61 of them.  It's on a 5 1/4 inch floppy.

Sheldon: It was cooler to be the left center square on Hollywood Squares.

Mrs. Wolowitz: Over my dead body my son is going into outer space!

Raj: You're the first one of us to kick a girl out of bed.  You're a rock star!

Sheldon: Excuse me Stormtroopers, these ARE the droids you are looking for.

Bernadette: He can't go to space.  He's like a baby bird.

Bernadette: He once got an asthma attack reading an old library book.

Sheldon: The one kid from Stand By Me that nobody remembers.

Sheldon: Brent Spiner is there too.

Sheldon: I think I've kind of out grown Star Trek.

Bernadette: You got sea sick on Pirates of the Caribbean.

Sheldon: Fighting for our friendship.  You're still my "little buddy"

Sheldon: Look everyone, Wil Wheaton is my friend!

Sheldon: Your name on my list!

Sheldon: From this point on, you are my mortal enemy.

Leonard: Two for 30, and you come to my birthday party!

Brent Spiner: Deal! 

Yahoo's Odd News With Greg Proops

Greg is back with the Yahoo odd news of the week:

This week: A woman climbs a 70 foot wall to avoid paying a fee, Crustacean counterfeiters, and Sharks thrive on golf course.

Sounds good to me, here's the link:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/oddnews-22772304/odd-news-thrifty-castle-climb-counterfeit-crabs-sharks-on-golf-course-26919426.html

Snakes on a Highway

Georgia wildlife officials are investigating after 10 snakes and three lizards were found in a car during a traffic stop on Interstate 75 north of Atlanta.

Authorities say Cherokee County sheriff's deputies pulled the car over on Interstate 75 Monday.

An Indiana driver had 10 snakes and three different lizard species in the car.

The snakes were determined not to be venomous.  The species included corn, coachwhip, pine, king andSouthern hognose snakes - all native to Georgia - plus a rosy boa, a non-native snake.

Authorities said the driver told them he caught the snakes in Florida and was taking them to Indiana. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service also is investigating why this was taking place.

Modern Family Quotes From "Hit and Run"

Claire might run for public office and Jay is frustrated at work.  Oh, also Mitchell and Cam are fighting.

Here are the quotes:

Phil: Who's Duane Bailey and how do we hate him?

Claire: Puggle breeder?

Cam: This guy broght his kids, Mitchell?

Cam: I'm terrified to see it, that's whey we are here during the day.

Mitchell:  It's The Muppet Movie, we were in the wrong theater.

Gloria: Yea, and soda was a nickel.

Gloria: Do you want me to learn you English?

Manny: You're going to school not boarding a flight to Denver.

Gloria: I have all the answers.

Jay: I wanted to hang myself.

Haley: I need to borrow some money, $900.

Phil: Maybe change out of sweaty gym clothes once in  while.

Phil: It must be so hard being a single mom.

Phil: I want to be the one to push you off the cliff.

Phil: I'm turned on by powerful women: Michelle Obama, Condollezza Rice, Oprah, and Serena Williams.

Mitchell: We just got rear-ended!

Cam: I sustained a minor mouth injury.

Luke: It's in a block of ice.  I heard about rich guys with frozen assets.

Duane: Don't wuit you lack of a day job.

Claire: I'm no bored housewife.

Luke: Where's mom?

Phil: She belongs to the people now.

Jay: He wants more Wow!

Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.

Jay: What do beavers have to do with it.

Mitchell: This one thinks he Dirty Harry.

Cam: He wasn't armed, he had a Hillary bumper sticker.

Claire: What happened to your face?

Luke: Dad hit me.

Phil: No cops, we can't afford a scandal right now.  Claire is running for town council.

Manny: I know how the mafia would handle this.

Gloria: I'm going to give you the right answer, because I have all of them.

Gloria: I was talking about my cousin Mary Conchita.

Gloria: What killed her two weeks later was a bus.

Phil: Either he gives us the money or he gets a private performance from England Dan and John Ford Coley.

Phil:  I would've treated him to a reunion of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

Mitchell: I got grass stains.

Gloria: Claire has decided to run for Mayor of the town.

Phil and Luke:  Ha ha assets.

Jay: Same exact closet.

Cam: We didn't need fake I.D.s on the farm.

Phil: I used mine to rent some bowling shoes and never returned them.  Bet they spent a long time looking for Dr. Richard Hertz.  Get it...

Animal Lover Tony La Russa Onboard with Rally Squirrel

The Cardinals are distributing 40,000 Rally Squirrel towels tonight for Game 3, are the Brewers supposed to be scared?

I don't think so, but whatever gets them pumped up.

In addition, stuffed Rally Squirrels are available for $5 at the Busch Stadium team store, along with "Got Squirrel" T-shirts and additional rally towels.

"I think it's good. The fans are having fun," said Tony La Russa, the Cardinals' manager who has done a lot of charity work for animals over the years. "And I really believe that. This is not old-school, and I know I am in many ways, but I think there's so much attention and pressure on the players that sometimes they don't show their happiness."

La Russa is as serious as they come on game day, but he's enjoying all the fuss over the Rally Squirrel.

"I've really gotten over getting upset over it. Sometimes I think it's a release. So I think it's fun," he said.