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Hire Me! Hire me for your writing assignment or event. I'm reasonable and reliable. Also looking for additional writing gigs. Email me at rclimpert003@yahoo.com

Based in Atlanta, GA - Rick Limpert is an award-winning writer, a best-selling author, and a featured sports travel writer.

Named the No. 1 Sports Technology writer in the U.S. on Oct 1, 2014.

Friday
Oct072011

Amazon.fr Opens French Kindle Store

Amazon.fr today launched the French Kindle Store offering customers a vast selection of over 35,000 French-language Kindle books, all 28 L'Express best sellers available in digital--the most in France--hundreds of popular graphic novels and over 4,000 free classics in French. The new store offers customers over 825,000 titles--including thousands of global best sellers--in English and other languages. Amazon also announced the first French-language Kindle--the smallest, lightest and most affordable Kindle ever--is available on Amazon.fr for only 99EUR . Amazon.fr customers can pre-order Kindle today on www.amazon.fr/kindle with a release date of October 14.

"French customers are passionate about books and reading, and just as we've seen in the US, UK and Germany, we believe they will love reading on Kindle. We are excited to bring our first French-language Kindle and our new Kindle store to millions of Amazon.fr customers," said Greg Greeley, vice president, Amazon European Retail. "Kindle is already the best-selling e-reader in the world. We kept everything readers love about Kindle--the electronic ink display that reads like real paper, with no glare, even in bright daylight, the convenience of downloading books in less than 60 seconds and Kindle's ability to disappear in your hands so you can get lost in the author's words--and made it lighter, smaller, faster, and more affordable than ever."

The French Kindle Store's vast selection of content includes popular titles from best-selling authors such as Katherine Pancol, Delphine de Vigan, Harlan Coben, Stéphane Hessel, Haruki Murakami, Françoise Bourdin and Michel Houellebecq in a wide range of categories. Customers will also find the largest selection of popular graphic novels available for download including titles from The Largo Winch Series of Francq and Van Hamme, Julia and Roem from Bilal and Walking Dead. Customers can also find top French newspapers and magazines such as Le Monde, Les Echos, Le Figaro, Libération and Aujourd'hui en France/Le Parisien available for single purchase or subscription. Independent authors and publishers can also now use Kindle Direct Publishing to make their books available in Amazon.fr's Kindle Store.

Thursday
Oct062011

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From ''The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"

What's with Raj?  He's now talking to girls?

Here are the quotes:

Howard: Hey Ma, what's for dinner?

Howard: Playing nerd game with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower?

Sheldon:  When you play Chutes and Ladders, do you complain about all the chutes?

Howard: Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas.

Penny: My bikini region is fine.

Bernadette: Raj came along and ate half the samples.

Sheldon: I've decided to make all trivial decisions with a role of the dice.

Sheldon: A side of corn succotash.

Howard:  i don't want to show any more of your friends I can fit into the booster seats.

Raj: Was she signing it sarcastically?

Raj: Maybe, whatever babe.

Sheldon: C'mon hot fudge sundae.

Raj: Did you hear the one about.... no, you didn't.

Raj: Ask her how many kids she wants.

Raj: Tell her I talk like James Earl Jones.

Raj: When I was six, I tried to start a boy band called Frankie Goes to Bollywood.  The servants had to be the backup dancers.

Howard: The puppy died, he choked on a doll head, stop smiling!

Howard: I'm the make out king.

Raj: I was so smooth on that date.

Sheldon: The dice told me what percentage of my face to shave.

Leonard: You left out, got chaffed testicles since you no longer wear underpants.

Leonard: Deaf women can't be gold diggers?

Sheldon: I realized one of my dreams and was made a notary public.

Sheldon: They are "Richie Rich" rich.

Howard: Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, as long as I park it in the right garage.

Raj: You can't stand to see me with another woman.

Penny: He is cuter now that i know he is rich.

Raj's Dad:  I'm a gynaecologist, I know what she gives you.

Raj:  Sometimes i put the TV on mute to pretend she's still with me.  I can't wash the closed caption without crying.

Sheldon: Papa needs to void his bladder.

Penny: We all know you are loaded now.

Thursday
Oct062011

Yahoo's Odd News of the Week With Phil Lamarr

Phil Lamar is in for Greg Proops this week.

Topics:  A rare whale found in grassy field, a ranch dressing chugging contest, and the world record bikini parade.  How can you beat that?

http://news.yahoo.com/video/oddnews-22772304/odd-news-whale-in-field-ranch-chug-bikini-parade-26839206.html

Hit the above link.

Thursday
Oct062011

Final Word on The Band Perry in Marietta

Forgot to post this last week.  My Yahoo review of the standing room only appearance of The Band Perry at the North Georgia State Fair in Marietta, GA.

http://news.yahoo.com/band-perry-stops-north-georgia-way-superstardom-133000815.html

Also a few more pics:

Wednesday
Oct052011

Modern Family Quotes From "Door to Door"

Claire takes up a new cause, Jay gets involved with manny's school fundraiser and Gloria searches for Stella.

Here are the quotes:

Claire: Girls, let's cool on the gossip.  Her mom...

Phil: Goota keep moving, gotta keep the heart rate up.

Gloria:  What are you afraid of?  Some money is going to fly in?

Jay: A good salesman goes after Moby Dick in a row boat with tarta sauce on him.

Cam: Is that a 5 or a curl?

Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Luke: Put on pants!

Claire: I do rock.

Manny: It got me two things: diddly and squat.

Cam: Stella! Stella!

Cam: Just ike in "Streetcar"

Phil:  If he wants to go in a restaurant and pretend we are Australian...

Mitchell:  I am not the messy one.  That is why she broke up with me.

Manny:  Hello ma'am, do you enjoy Christmas?

Lady: Actually I'm Jewish.

Manny: Than you appreciate a good value.

Claire: Me and Norma Rae, and the lady from The Blindside.

Phil: I'm sorry, the African-American kid.

Girl: Blanche.

Cam: Mitchell would die.

Manny: I had a carrot at 3.

Manny: You'll never go broke playing to a rich guy's ego.  Write that down.

Guy: Make it quick, this is an ice cream cake.

Claire: Let's start saving lives one intersection at a time.

Phil: That appears to be an ice cream cake.

Phil: Baby, I can do anything in 2 minutes.

Cam: I don't like to clean up, it's smelly, it's sticky.

Phil: John Phillip Souza!

Luke: 78 views, we are on our way!