The Big Bang Theory Quotes from “The Prestidigitation Approximation”

Does Leonard really have to choose between Penny and Priya? And Howard proves he is quite a magician.

Leonard:  The Kama Sutra.  Was that fun for you, or racially insensitive?

Sheldon:  Is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time?

Sheldon:  is it any wonder he doesn't have a doctorate?

Howard:  Ever notice when he thinks real hard it smells like bacon?

Sheldon:  All magic tricks are a combination of distraction and manipulation. 

Sheldon:  Let me see those cards!

Howard:  So you finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?

Leonard:  Why would you take me out shopping, then break up with me?

Leonard:  I gave up the gift of sight for you.

Howard:  I have some remedial magic tricks that might be more your speed.

Sheldon:  I need you to pick a card.  Pick a card, put it back and prepare to be amazed.  Is that your card?

Sheldon:  I'm reverse engineering Wolowitz's magic trick.

Sheldon:  Your testicles look a tad warm.

Sheldon:  Relax, we're not under attack right now.

Sheldon:  Where am I going to find Uranium 235 this time of the night?  Come on Craigslist.

Penny:  Look at Leonard in his fancy-ass grown up clothes.

Priya:  That's our Lenny.

Leonard:  It is pretty spicy.

Raj: Beefaroni and a show how do you turn that down.

Sheldon:  The beep is none of your business.

Raj:  These cards have barcodes on them.

Sheldon:  I said ta-da, the show is over.

Leonard:  I can hear the toilet flush in your apartment.

Leonard:  I actually felt silly saying "on the down low."


Raj:  Why so glum chum?

Sheldon:  Apparently you can't buy Uranium 235 with out the Department of Homeland Security contacting your Mother.

The Amazing Race Preview for "We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently"

The teams leave Australia and head to Japan.

Challenges this week include a roadblock that has one team member in costume riding a revolving wooden horse trying to shoot an arrow at a wooden diamond target. The Detours in this leg of the race will involve participating in a traditional Shinto cleansing ceremony to purge evil spirits from their bodies or hunting for frog good luck symbols in a mud bowl.

Drama builds for one team as there is a car accident.

On Friday, Feb 25 Phil Keoghan flew to Christchurch, New Zealand to survey the damage from the earthquake that occurred on Feb 22 to the town that is just 14 miles from where Phil grew up. While there, Phil will make some public service announcements that encourage viewers to help those affected by the earthquake and to plead for vacationers planning to visit the island to still come. New Zealand's economy is largely based on tourism and a fall in visitors could cause the economy to collapse. I predict that there will be at least one of these PSAs shown immediately before Sunday's episode in which the TAR teams travel from nearby Australia to Japan.

Tune in to CBS Sunday night at 8:00 PM ET to The Amazing Race to see who's affected by the car accident will be and to see which team will be the last to arrive at the Pit Stop and face elimination.

The Amazing Race Preview for "I Never Looked So Foolish in My hole Entire Life"

Teams dressed as kangaroos continue through Australia where one Racer reverts to old habits as tempers start to flare, and another Team breaks down in tears from utter exhaustion, on THE AMAZING RACE: UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Also a special plea this week from Amazing Race host Phil Keoghan:

“More than that the message that I really want to communicate … is … people need to travel to New Zealand,” Keoghan told Craig Ferguson. ”This is a national emergency. If people stop going to New Zealand — the economy is so small and tourism is so important — if people cancel trips and they don’t travel to New Zealand …”

"The city of Christchurch, which is a small city. The rest of New Zealand is open for business, and we need to communicate that, because in all seriousness, it could absolutely collapse the economy if people just stop coming to the country. … It’s the best thing that people can do.”

This all in response to the terrible earthquake that hit the wonderful country of New Zealand this past week.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Toast Derivation"

Sheldon finds some new friends and Amy and Bernadette try to cheer Penny up.

Sheldon:  Un Momento, now you're being deliberately stupid.

Sheldon: He sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.

Sheldon:  Five people eating and talking is a party.

Sheldon:  I'll go to your haggis party.

Sheldon:  Was it about me, or the dead pixels?

Wolowitz:  Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva out of your sister's mouth?

Sheldon:  Dinner, some assembly required!

Sheldon: Windbreaker for my cape.

Penny:  I was getting your stupid umbrella, but ok.

Sheldon: It was like the last days of Caligula.

Amy Farrah Fowler:  From this angle I can see up your nose.

Sheldon:  I'm the whimsical elf everyone looks to for a good time.

Amy Farrah Fowler:  Leonardstan.

Penny:  If you were a band you would be called Leonard and the Leonards.

Leonard: Levar Burton is coming here?

Sheldon:  Possibly, I tweeted him.

Sheldon:  Well, it would appear Levar Burton won't be joining us.

Barry:  When is the waffle?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Yo, P-Dog!

Zack:  There's nobody around so naturally I'm freeballin' it.

Barry: Go ahead Zack, drunk girl, freballin'...

Zack: So long story short I nailed here.

Zack: I shouted Holy Moly!

Priya: Sheldon's a bit quirky.

Wolowitz:  Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates.

Bernadette:  I would take that deal all day long.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Do you have an electric toothbrush?

Penny:  Let's go find me a hiney to bite.

Stewart:  Did they do Walking on Sunshine yet?

Leonard:  He tried to declare our apartment a sovereign nation.  I still have some of the currency.

Sheldon:  Your girlfriend is a little short tempered.

Sheldon:  This is good, whatever it is.

Guys:  I'm Walking on Sunshine...

Amazing Race 18: Unfinished Business Debuts Tonight

Teams from past seasons return tonight for the 18th installment of The Amazing Race.

This show tests the teams smarts, brawn and ability to get along and is captured in stunning video that will be broadcast for the first time in HD.

This time the show enlists losers from season's past for a second chance at the show's $1 million prize money.

Many fan favorites are back including "cowboys" Jet and Cord McCoy (season 16), sisters LaKisha and Jennifer Hoffman (season 14), Gary Ervin and his daughter Mallory, Miss Kentucky and Miss America runner-up (season 17); erstwhile NFL cheerleaders Jaime Edmondson and Cara Rosenthal (season 14); "goth couple" Kent Kaliber and Vyxsin Fiala (season 12); Margie Adams and her son Luke, who is hearing impaired; and Harlem Globetrotters Nate "Big Easy" Lofton and Herb "Flight Time" Lang (season 12).

The race will last several weeks and take the teams once again around the world.