Tonight's 'Big Bang Theory' Quotes from "The Apology Insufficiency"

Eliza Dushku guest stars tonight as Howard and Sheldon are at odds, and the guys get interviewed by the FBI.

Leonard: I'm going to assume the mantle of self assurance.

Sheldon: A rodent the size of a baby hippo.

Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny.

Special Agent Page: How long have you known Mr. Wolowitz?

Raj: Don't send me back to India. It's like the whole country is one big Comic-Con.

Leonard: Confidence not exuding.

Special Agent Page: Can my 6'2" Navy Seal husband come with us?

Sheldon: And here's my Justice League membership card.

Sheldon: 18 years ago I sent the FBI crime lab a bag of excrement that was burned on my front lawn.

Sheldon: You heard me say Blu-ray, right?

Sheldon: Sheldor to Smeldor.

Sheldon: I was afraid you were going to fixate on that Mars rover incident.

Sheldon: Sleep eludes me, Leonard.

Leonard: Maybe sleep has met you.

Sheldon: No Gorn no, that's where I sit.

Sheldon: When I first met Leonard he was on the verge of giving rocket secrets to a North Korean spy.

Sheldon: Chinese, six fingers, red hair, good bye.

Sheldon: I will offer you a one time only high-five.

Sheldon: I don't like the Olive Garden, they treat me like family.

Sheldon: Blame James "Jimmy" Carter.

Sheldon: I'll have a Rosewater Rickey.

Sheldon: To the Metric System!

Sheldon: Penny, you face failure on a daily basis, how do you cope?

Penny: You can't go back and unhump a girl's boyfriend.

Penny: Kirk cheated.

Sheldon: I'll reprogram Howard. To James Tiberius Kirk!

Raj: I haven't cried like this since Toy Story 3.

Penny: How long?

Leonard: 94 seconds.

11/3/10 'Modern Family' Quotes: Chirp

A lot of Phil Dunphy this week on Modern Family.

Phil: Don't get too close to my wife.

Cam: I think that gay cruise has sailed.

Cam: You're not theatre folk.

Gloria: Where am I going to find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?

Jay: It's resort wear.

Gloria: Maybe last resort.

Many: What was that siren?

Jay: It was your mother.

Haley: I'm in bed with my mom. Stop freaking out, it's not coming true.

Phil: You care about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the lips.

Phil: Beep, Beep, you're not a man.

Phil: It's an apron. It's unisex.

Phil: I'm sorry, I burnt my ladyfingers.

Cam: How did you get on the set?

Mitchell: I walked on, It's not MGM.

Cam: It's called niche casting.

Cam: Don't you think this commercial is the tiniest bit racist?

Phil: Just need the old burglar basher.

Dancing With the Stars Results: Rick is "Out-Foxed"

(I'll be updating frequently)

In just a matter of less than 2 hours the votes will be counted and we'll have some winners and a loser. I'm not talking about the mid-term elections that are happening all over the country tonight.

I'm talking about who will be the next couple to be eliminated on Dancing With the Stars.

Bristol got surprisingly low scores, and some predict Kurt Warner will be the next out. I'm not sure how much fan support Kyle is getting at this point. As with other weeks, it all comes down to the votes. And I'm not talking about the Nevada Senate race.

The show got underway with Team Apolo's team dance from last night.

Now, on to the early results. Both Brandy and Bristol were happy with their dances, Brandy is safe and Bristol and Mark are put in jeopardy.

On a side note, good musical guests tonight with Taylor Swift and Rod Stewart. The show also gave some "Best of" awards to honor the 200th episode of Dancing With the Stars.

Next up for eliminations, Rick and Cheryl and Jennifer and Derek. Both couples had good nights last night. Jennifer and Derek are safe and surprisingly Rick and Cheryl were put for the moment into jeopardy.

Next to find out where they stand are Kyle and Lacey and the team of Kurt and Anna. Kurt and Anna are safe again and Kyle and Lacey end up in jeopardy.

One more couple is about to be put to safety. In a small surprise to some, Bristol and Mark are safe.

In addition to everything else going on this week, we were given a preview of the new show, Skating With the Stars. The show includes Rebecca Budig, Sean Young, and Vince Neil.

On to the final elimination of the night. Shocked to see Rick Fox and Cheryl eliminated. Kyle and Lacey remain to dance next week.

Dancing With the Stars: 200th Show Extravaganza

It's old home week on DWTS.

To celebrate theDancing with the Stars' 200th episode on Monday, the show will have a host of special guest celebrities on hand to lead dance teams and to judge. And, as is so often the case when it comes to reunion shows, expect the old to mix with the new.

Some of the former contestants brought back will serve as judges tonight.  It appears each guest judge will see one of their own performances recreated on the DWTS dance floor. This season's competitors must both recreate and update the old dances to meet the approval of the regular judges and the dance's originator.

The dancers this week will compete in a team competition, in addition to their individual dances. Each team will perform together, led by team captains Apolo Anton Ohno and Kristi Yamaguchi.  Look for former professional athletes Rick Fox and Kurt Warner do well in the team competition.  High drama on DWTS.

'The Amazing Race' Heads to Russia

This week's episode of The Amazing Race is titled "“Run, Babushka, Run."  The race heads on to Russia, St. Petersburg to be exact. 

Racers struggle to complete their creative detours before putting in a proper day’s work in the fields, where they discover the key to potato farming is manure, manure, manure.

No team stands out to me as favorites this season.  It's pretty even, and the teams haven't started to get nasty to one another yet.  Here's hoping that happens soon.