"Sully" Lands at CBS News

CBS announced Thursday that Captain Chesley Sullenberger III, also known as Sully, has been named as Aviation and Safety Expert.  Sullenberger is the U.S. Airways pilot that guilded a plane full of passengers to a safe emergency landing on the Hudson River.

In his new role, Sullenberger will provide analysis of aviation safety, contributing to all CBS News broadcasts and platforms.

CBS News president David Rhodes said, "Sully is a genuine hero."

It was on Jan. 15, 2009, that Sullenberger and his crew safely guided US Airways Flight 1549 to an emergency water landing in New York's frigid Hudson River. His quick response to the loss of two of the plane's engines saved the lives of all 155 people aboard.

Logging 20,000 hours of flight service, Sullenberger retired from US Airways in March 2010.



The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Roommate Transmogrification"

Bernadette gets her Ph.D., making the guys to tease Wolowitz about his lack of a doctorate and will Raj become Sheldon's new roommate?

Here are tonight's quotes.

Sheldon:  Leonard produces copious amounts of methane.

Howard:  Bonding over your rooty, tooty stinky booty.

Penny:  Howard you know a lot of doctors.

Leonard:  Do you make a buttload?

Howard:  I know what you make a buttload of.

Penny:  About the car window thing, it may help, but it's not peachy.

Priya:  I can't believe I'm wearing my brother's Halloween costume.

Mrs. Wolowitz;  Like Leonard and the skinny weirdo.

Amy:  Yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.

Amy: Bear down on it like the 7th grade noogies we all know so well.

Sheldon:  My hands are magic!

Raj: Tyra Banks says the most important item in your make up bag is a good night sleep.

Leonard:  Mouth to mouth Mona.

Raj: Sheldon doesn't get along with Sheldon.

Raj:  A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Raj:  This says you can make end of life decisions for me.

Leonard: Bring a ball or Frisbee, something he can chase.

Sheldon:  I do a live webcast called "Apartment Chat."

Sheldon:  I'm just realized how much Leonard has been skating by all these years.

Raj:  Just call me the brown Martha Stewart.

Raj:  I'm the new homo in town.

Sheldon:  Origami napkin swans are the headline.

Bernadette:  I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project.

Sheldon:  When does a monkey have a trunk?

Penny:  When a suitcase just won't do.

Raj:  It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly disturbing pornography.

Sheldon:  And the answer was elephant.

Leonard: So, hot in India?

Sheldon: Rajesh and I hve a good thing going and you're not going to ruin it.

Sheldon: What does it look like?

Prom Picture of the Week #5

Glad to see that the two Rusty's from the Vacation movies got dates for the prom.

Vacation RustyEuropean Vacation Rusty 

More Than $30,000 for a Hat?

eBay said Wednesday that bids for one of the wackiest pieces of royal wedding headgear have approached 18,400 pounds ($30,000.)

Princess Beatrice's massive ring-and-bow-shaped hat turned heads at the wedding of her cousin Prince William last month.  Can you even call this a hat?

The Philip Treacy creation has been compared to a toilet seat or a pretzel. Images of the headpiece have been repeatedly digitally manipulated and posted online, featuring — for example — a cat crawling through it.

Funds from the hat's sale will go to UNICEF and Children in Crisis, according to eBay. Beatrice said she hoped whoever bought the hat would have "as much fun with it as I have."

The auction ends May 22.

If that first hat wasn't enough for you, here's another one Beatrice wore in the past.

Modern Family Quotes from 'See You Next Fall'

The whole family has gathered at Jay's before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from middle school, but while at the house, Jay is preoccupied hiding a botox mishap from everyone, Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at his expense, and Phil and Claire think about how fast the kids are growing up.

Alex:  He misses a few weeks when the robot he was working on attacked him.

Phil:  It was kind of a grande deal.  I was up against a Puerto Rican.

Phil: Otherwise what happens in Vegas won't happen to me, because  I won't be there.

Jay: My clicker won't work. 

Mitchell:  If I wasn't gay before...

Phil:  Until 2 pm tomorrow, when my flight leaves for Vegas.

Jay:  I got botox, and now it's drifting.

Haley:  Nobody wants to think, it's a graduation.

Manny:  I'm trying to rule out a stroke.

Cam:  I'm just saying it's a character flaw.

Mitchell:  The pool popped!

Manny:  Well, I'll be graduating.

Cam:  Now it makes sense, it's a Pritchett thing.

Claire:  His face looks like a candle.

Cam:  What were you thinking you're a veteran.

Phil:  Do you think he got his butt done too?

Haley:  You'll be a social piranha!

Claire:  As a gate owner you have a certain responsibility.

Phil:  Hysterical wife, hysterical wife, hysterical wife, jackpot!

Cam:  I need a paperclip, some olive oil and a ribbon.

Gloria:  I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.

Phil:  Grab a handful, don't be shy.

Gloria:  It's my bathroom too, and I like when the old guy is there.

Claire:  She became a moody, little, texting princess.

Phil: Me nombre es Fillipe.

Alex:  Don't stop believing, let's get this party started.

Cam:  Your speech moved me.

Haley:  I'm kind of hungry Mom.

Phil:  Oh my God, she's back!