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Entries in ABC (28)

Tuesday
Feb282012

Dancing With the Stars Season 14: Cast and Early Odds

Season 14 of Dancing With the Stars  begins March 19 with a whole new cast and I'm sure more controversy.

Here's the new cast and early odds on who might be taking home the mirror ball this season.

• Gavin DeGraw and returning champ Karina Smirnoff - Not Sure what Gavin DeGraw will bring to the dance floor, but he's a singer, so he knows music.  Odds are 10-1

• Donald Driver and Peta Murgatroyd - Athletes do well on DWTS, and I'm expecting big things out of the Packer WR.  He's got some moves.  Odds at 6-1

• Roshon Fegan and Chelsie Hightower - Fegan is an actor from The Disney Channel.  Parents might not know him, but kids will.  Odds are 8-1

• Melissa Gilbert and Maksim Chmerkovskiy - From Little House on the Prairie to Dancing With the Stars.  Early odds at 8-1

• Katherine Jenkins and Mark Ballas - Jenkins is an opera singer, we'll see if she can now dance in the ballroom.  Odds are 9-1

• Gladys Knight and Tristan McManus - Everyone loves Gladys Knight and she has a good Chicken & Waffles restaurant too.  She had some moves back in the day.  Odds 12-1.

• William Levy and Cheryl Burke - A Cuban-American actor who will have some Latin moves.  A favorite at 5-1

• Maria Menounos and Derek Hough - Derek may be the best male partner, and Maria is popular.  Odds 8-1

• Martina Navratilova and Tony Dovolani - The last tennis player on DWTS was Monica Seles and she was a disaster.  Martina will work hard can't be worse than Seles.  Odds 9-1

• Sherri Shepherd and Val Chmerkovskiy - Shepherd is from The View.  10-1 odds

• Jack Wagner and Anna Trebunskaya - Wagner now stars on The Bold and the Beautiful.  He might be ok.  Odds 7-1

• Jaleel White and Kym Johnson - Urkel is back on television.  He's an entertainer and could be good.  Odds at 8-1

Friday
Feb242012

Are Changes Afoot at Dancing With the Stars?

Will one of "Dancing With the Stars" most popular pro dancers be left off the dance floor this season?

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, the self proclaimed "bad boy" of dance  told the Canadian version of "Entertainment Tonight" that he may not be invited back for the upcoming season of hit ABC show, which will start next month.

"I still don't know if I'm on the show," Chmerkovskiy has said. "I didn't get the call yet."

Maks is known for getting the most out of his celebrity partners, but last season he had a battle with lead judge Len Goodman. After Goodman noted he had been involved in the dance business for 50 years, Chmerkovskiy let him have it: "Maybe it's time to go!" Asked a few minutes later, Chmerkovskiy committed a memorable: "With all due respect, this is my show."

While it isn't Chmerkovskiy's show per say, he's one of the reasons millions of people tune in to see it.  he moves the meter, and show exectutives will probably see he needs to come back.

Tuesday
Nov222011

Come On Now... "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving"

Networks not showing football on Thanksgiving are getting downright idiotic with what they decide to air against the most popular sport on television.

It used to be figure skating, gymnastics or a concert featuring some artists who last had a hit in the late 70s.

At least whoever made this decision is staying somewhat current.

I present to you "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving."

ABC is celebrating Thanksgiving this year with "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving," a 90-minute prime-time special hosted by, naturally, Lady Gaga.  90 minutes!

This holiday special which was conceived and directed by Gaga herself, promises to show an unexpected side of the well-known provocateur that her fans may have not previously seen.  You mean she is going to be wearing normal clothes?

ABC has announced that the special will feature Gaga performing a duet with 85-year-old jazz singer Tony Bennett, a tearful interview with Katie Couric and Gaga learning to make deep-fried turkey and waffles for her Thanksgiving guests with chef Art Smith.  Please...

What could possibly be next?  A Kim Kardashian Christmas?  Holidays at the Jersey Shore?  Or Joe Paterno's Rockin' New Year's Eve?

The special airs at 9:30 eastern on Thanksgiving if anyone is interested.

Wednesday
Nov162011

Modern Family Quotes From "After the Fire"

The neighbor's home burns down and the whole family rallies and organizes a community drive to help do some good - though it's not all good, as Jay throws out his back, Cameron does some posturing with a huge moving truck, Claire discovers that Mitchell and Gloria have been spending a lot of time together, and Luke and Manny get their hands on some of the donated toys.

unbelievable episode of Modern Family.

Here are the quotes:

Phil: They are friends with Wonder Woman over here.

Phil: Rand Aid was her idea.

Cam: I was so upset I couldn't sleep for days.

Cam I sleep clown.

Phil: They took the "tube dude" with them

Mitchell: At least something got plowed that night.

Phil: I was bitten by the rub bug.

Gloria: When your house burns down, you get one of these.

Gloria: This is the box of snickers snackers.

Mitchell: She lost her cell phone at Pilates.

Claire: Good news girls, you're going with Uncle Cam.

Phil: if the printer breaks from here, I can fix it on the phone.

Phil: Just disrobe and place the towel over your buttocks.

Cam: Do you want a burger or not?

Cam: I'm too sexy for this truck.

Cam: Surprising, a gay man can drive a truck?

Cam: Holding hands, we're not in a nose dive.

Phil: Let me transport you to a land I call Relaxistan.

Jay: I love you...this.

Claire: Life is so fragile.

Gloria; Like a vase.

Phil: An Alpaca, I got the last one.

Alex: We're tilted at a 30 degree angle.

Manny: If we don't find this helicopter, I'm walking to Canada.

Alex: You have your fans, I have mine.

Alex: Someday your fans will work for my fans.

Phil: I have three kids and at least one is going to college.

Phil: It had a happy ending.

Alex: I learned five new curse words.

Haley: Mostly from Cam.

Wednesday
Oct192011

Modern Family Quotes from "Go Bullfrogs!"

While Phil takes Haley to look at a college, his alma mater, Claire, Cam and Mitchell go out on the town.  And will Jay and Gloria have "the talk" with Manny?

Here are the quotes:

Phil: College!

Claire: Go Bullfrogs!

Phil: You mean Bulldogs... do we croak or bark?

Manny: Bella has recently blossomed.

Gloria: Fuego y Hielo:  Fire and Ice.

Claire: I need a fun night out!

Claire; I need music, dancing and second-hand smoke.

Claire:  If that was your gay card it would be revoked.

Cam:  Does that mean no pot pies?

Phil: You aren't the first girl to leave me at this table with a plate full of chicken wings.

Claire: Nose job....

Claire: What do they do with all the butt they take out?

Mitchell:  I don't know about you, but I have about five minutes of fabulous left.

Gloria:  When did hats came back anyway?

Jay: Renaldo!

Phil: I chilled in a bar with some undergrads.

Longines: He's my trainer and he's straight.

Claire: Holy pythons, Batman!

Claire: And one upstate with Daddy.  The fun is just beginning.

Cam: Our pot pies could be anywhere by now.

Cam: Oh look, they went to see Jay-Z.

Cam: Maybe do some luxury camping.

Mitchell: We are in a rut!

Phil: It's a little cliche to pick out someone who looks exactly like your Dad.

Phil: You were an excellent back up shortstop.

Gloria: Jay, I beg of you, go, go go!

Manny: You think it's the coffee?

Jay: You get taller, when you get taller.

Jay: You see that. pretty soon that's how strong you'll be.

Julian : I'm not gay, I'm French!

Haley: That sweatshirt embarrasses me a little.

Haley: So, is it really fun!

Manny: Why what did you think I was doing?

Jay: He could've got a 2-year subscription to Playboy for that.

Cam: That night we ate like kings.