The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"

Are Leonard and Penny back on?  Shelton is afraid of birds.

Here are the quotes:

Penny: What are you and Professor Fussy face up to tonight?

Leonard: Star Wars on Blue Ray.

Leonard: He's smart and crazy.  He may have created a monster!

Sheldon: It's called Ornithophobia.

Sheldon: Attention is what birds want.

Sheldon: Please, that's a seagull.

Sheldon: I'd like to report a dangerous wild animal.  A blue jay.

Leonard: An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain.

Leonard: I'd love to shoe shopping with you.

Leonard; You would've slept with me after a 3-hour documentary on dams?

Howard: if we don't start soon,  George Lucas is going to change it again.

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.

Sheldon: Age 16, a parrot in a pet store calls me fat ass!

Raj: That is one tough birdie.

Penny: I'd like an order of fries.

Leonard: That will be $5.00.

Penny: I hope Alex gets crabs: The Movie

Sheldon: This isn't a terrifying bird like a swan or  a goose.

Sheldon: Burn the apartment, burn the apartment!

Leonard: You're kidding me.

Penny: With his dorky t-shirts and hipster glasses.

Leonard: They are in a group, I'm scared.

Amy: None of us majored in bird shuing.

Sheldon: Bernadette, don't be a hero.

Sheldon: Slowly and quietly, flush him down the toilet.

Bernadette: Pet the bird you big baby!

Sheldon: Ok, now flush him!

Leonard: That is kind of between me and ... Laura.

Leonard: You thought cold wars were only fought in winter.

Leonard: Spell Asthma!

Penny: A S ... take me home.

Sheldon: If you were a dove, I'd call you Lovey Dovey!

Amy: One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck.

Sheldon: I already ordered 20lbs of bird seed off of Amazon.

Leonard: Sex is off the table?

Penny; Way off!

Leonard: I'm putting sex back on the table.

Sheldon: I'm going to be a Mommy!

The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Isolation Permutation"

On tonight's episode of CBS' THE BIG BANG THEORY, titled The Isolation Permutation, Amy is crushed when Bernadette and Penny go shopping for wedding dresses without her and Sheldon learns the fine art of cuddling.

Here we go with the quotes:

Bernadette: If you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, then great.

Sheldon: The quality of dinner conversation in this apartment has declined... Penny.

Amy: Sometimes you forget I'm a lady.

Sheldon: She came down to borrow a cup of mad cow disease.

Howard: What guy knows what a sweetheart neckline is?

Leonard: I'd be a great jockey if I weren't too tall, or scared of horses.

Sheldon: Leonard you may be the wisest of us all.

Sheldon: Who said Amy was eaten by a bobcat?

Amy: Everybody hurts, everybody cries. Sometimes.

Leonard: I'm single, I don't need this crap.

Sheldon: Word on the street is a bobcat was spotted...

Sheldon: Did you fail to offer them a beverage?

Sheldon: Ours is a relationship of the mind.

Sheldon: I will gently stroke your head and say ah, poor Amy.

Amy: We cuddle, final offer.

Amy: I'm just sayin' second base is right there.

Leonard: The Indian monopoly man?

Sheldon: I was strong armed into an evening of harp music and spooning.

Sheldon: My Lego fun time.

Sheldon: I'm a man of science, not someone's snuggle buddy.

Bernadette: They are all about getting naked and washing each other.

Penny: The three menstrateers.

Amy: Come on tumor, come on tumor. 

Amy: One of these things should die alone.

Amy: ... The semester abroad in Norway all over again.

Bernadette: Penny, tell her she's not a tumor.

Sheldon: Ahoy.

Sheldon: Amy is drunk in a liquor store parking lot.

Amy: Hey cuddles.

Sheldon: Yes, cuddles, we cuddled.  Shut up Leonard.

Amy: Finally someone found second base.

Amy: Like in Norway when my friends trapped me in a sauna with a horny otter.

Amy: We'll paint fertility symbols on Bernadette's naked body.

Amy: I'm sorry are you the maid of honor?

Amy: What are you a nun?  C'mon bestie, let's see some skin.

Amy: Not Penny beautiful, but beautiful.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Good Guy Fluctuation"

A cute comic book artist puts Leonard and Priya's relationship to the test, while Sheldon tries to scare the guys for Halloween.

Here are the quotes:

Sheldon: I say "yawn"

Sheldon: The most frightening thing is the missing comma!

Raj: I had pee his pants!

Leonard: We're all winners.

Leonard; That was pretty droll.  With a hint of ammonia.

Sheldon: I'm Texas through and through.  Ask Mexico.

Leonard; Alice, that makes more sense than penis.

Penny: It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

Leonard: I'm from New jersey.

Sheldon: Be a lamb and check.

Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake.

Penny: I'd offer you Halloween candy but that's gone.

Leonard: There were too many tongues in my mouth.

Sheldon: Science, you wouldn't understand.

Sheldon: I've read all the great moral philosophers including Dr. Suess.

Leonard: Alice is the stuff I want to do.

Sheldon: Tropicana, no pulp.

Sheldon: Isn't hypochondria a common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?

Leonard: I was going to be a jack-ass but I stopped myself.

Leonard: I don't deserve you, what do you mean everybody?

Leonard: You messed up a lot.

Sheldon: Bazinga punk now we're even!

Big Bang Theory Quotes from "The Rhinitis Revelation"

Sheldon's mom pays the guys a visit and there is a shocking revelation that will not be in Sheldon's weekly e-mail blast.

Shedon: Your God can work miracles.

Sheldon's Mom: Gunning with God.

Sheldon's Mom: If Shelly was onboard, he's write smut mouth on his pigeon.

Sheldon's Mom: I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston.

Leonard: Kung Fu letters may not be politically correct.

Shedon: There is big news on the Amy front.

Leonard; Her parents aren't happy she's dating someone white.

Sheldon: You can lead a chicken to Crisco, but you can't make his mother fry it.

Leonard; You son seems to think we need to launch a pre-emptive strike on Burbank.

Sheldon's Mom: I thought it was our Indians that has the occasional alcohol problem.

Sheldon's Mom: Woman could hunt geese with a rake.

Sheldon: It was in my weekly e-mail blast!

Sheldon: Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.

Penny: Sometimes they only get to spin the tea cups.

Howard: I watch the Charlie Brown Christmas Special every year.

Sheldon: I worked up a couple of Q's that will embarrass his sorry A.

Sheldon: Your sushi, your sadness and your slutty shirts.

Sheldon: I apologized and that was hard for me.

Leonard:  I'm going to take my bacon grease and head over there.

Sheldon's Mom: I'm going to thank a wax Ronald Reagan for his service to our country.

Sheldon: Or to use the clinical term Na-Ah

Sheldon's Mom: This one is sweet for your Rosary Rattlers.

Raj: None of our Gods have abs like that.

Sheldon's Mom: Coming to you from Gomorrah, California.

Howard: I'm trying not to burst into flames.

Sheldon: Smarty Pants!

Sheldon's Mom: I so should've taken you to Houston.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes From "The Russian Rocket Reaction"

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a party at Wil Wheaton's house, and Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity.

"Star Trek: The Next Generation's" Wil Wheaton and Brent Spiner guest star.

Here are the quotes:

Sheldon: Is this really the sword to start with.

Sheldon: It would give you the right to rule a replica of England.

Stuart: I can eat meat this week.

Wil Wheaton: There will be girls.

Stuart: Another Wil Wheaton sausage fest.

Sheldon: You are my friend and not my friend.

Sheldon: I characterize this as Schrodinger's friendship.

Sheldon: Mohammed Lee

Sheldon: You sicken me.

Howard: All systems go, if you catch my drift?

Howard: There's a saying we have at NASA....

Bernadette: Oh boo who, you're not going to space.

Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.

Sheldon: In fact, I have 61 of them.  It's on a 5 1/4 inch floppy.

Sheldon: It was cooler to be the left center square on Hollywood Squares.

Mrs. Wolowitz: Over my dead body my son is going into outer space!

Raj: You're the first one of us to kick a girl out of bed.  You're a rock star!

Sheldon: Excuse me Stormtroopers, these ARE the droids you are looking for.

Bernadette: He can't go to space.  He's like a baby bird.

Bernadette: He once got an asthma attack reading an old library book.

Sheldon: The one kid from Stand By Me that nobody remembers.

Sheldon: Brent Spiner is there too.

Sheldon: I think I've kind of out grown Star Trek.

Bernadette: You got sea sick on Pirates of the Caribbean.

Sheldon: Fighting for our friendship.  You're still my "little buddy"

Sheldon: Look everyone, Wil Wheaton is my friend!

Sheldon: Your name on my list!

Sheldon: From this point on, you are my mortal enemy.

Leonard: Two for 30, and you come to my birthday party!

Brent Spiner: Deal!